1. Mr Tumble- now most people who watch Mr Tumble will think it is a sweet inocent programme that encourages sign languages and includes children who have special needs. Although that is the main focus of the programme ew also see Mr Tumble dressed up as many different characters such as Aunt polly... that is something I don't need to see first thing in the morning.
2. BING- now I have written a whole separate blog post on this if you'd like to read it but to sum it up Bing is a spoilt bunny who lives in a weird world where teddy bears come to life and care for the children and he walks around talking like he's two when in actual fact hes more like 5. The aim of the programme is to teach children a lesson however I think they are teaching them how not to talk properly instead!
3. The Twirlywoo's- I mean what even is the Twirlywoo's. Four weird little creatures who live on submarine with a little spiky thing that has a secret whole in the wall where he hid's from the Twirlywoo's. Each episode they seem to learn about something like 'spinning' and they go to some place which is real life with real people and try out the theme of each of episode and then suddenly fly back into their submarine and chase some rings around and inflate 10 times the size and ends I mean whats up with that?!?!
4. The Telletubbies- enough said.
5. Abney and Teal- Abney and Teal is on every night at bedtime hour and it the strangest programme ever. To start with why does a little girl live on a island with a teddy, where is her parents?!?! Why are they always eating porridge and where are they getting the mixture from as they never leave the island. Lets talk about Bop they always refer to Bop as a male but in one episode Bop has babies somehow!?! Also whats up with Neep making holes everywhere, and what even is Neep I think he is supposed to be a radish but I am not 100% sure and don't even get me started on Toby Dog get some new material!
I could rant on forever and ever about Cbeebies and the weird things that we expose our children to everyday but children seem to love it and I will never understand why but all I know is that Alice loves it and it has taken over my TV and that I long for the day where she turns around and says I do not want to watch Cbeebies that is for babies. But until then I will keep sliding down the rainy-bow as flappy birds fly over me as I sign can I have some porridge please (god I need to get a life)
If you have made it this far then thank you for reading comment down below some things that grate on you about Cbeebies!
See you soon
The Honest Mum
xox
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